ego rub #1
The sign over the garbage can at the entrance reads:
“DEPOSIT EGO HERE.”
Missed that.
When will introductory classes stop feeling like introductory classes?
How many years will I be dancing before I can walk away with the smug feeling that I have learned this already?
How many miles do I have to walk before I can even walk, properly, in a tango sense?
When do I advance beyond beginner?
Answer: probably never.
It’s not my fault.
If teachers would just focus on teaching step sequences, eventually, with the prerequisite amount of stumbling and dyslexia and stepping on toes and various other clutz maneuvers, I would master a few. Then I could snicker and say with attitude, “Pfff. I already know that.”
But they don’t. Good teachers don’t, and for better or worse, I have stumbled upon a good teacher.
Good teachers focus on issues far more basic and complex.
They distill dance moves down to basic physiology: how the body works, how I am in my body, why I move the way I do, where my power is centered, how to stay in one’s axis, etc., etc., etc.
Does it ever end?
ego rub # 2
I bump into another naive and egoistic notion.
I assume that because I have been in my body longer than anyone else (sixty plus years!), I should know just about all there is to know about it, such as how to walk or move a certain way. I should certainly know more than the instructor who is much younger than I and has just met me.
Apparently not.
The real hit on my ego is not that I have barely achieved a beginner’s proficiency in tango but that I don’t know my own body.
When the teacher says “torso torque”, I should instinctively know how to tighten and twist my torso to the right and left.Ifeel as proficient as when I try to mimic Mr. Buff on Bowflex ads doing lateral stomach crunches.
Add to this corkscrew. Suddenly I am totally disoriented, jerking and twisting convulsively like I am getting stomach cramps or having a seizure.
Three options:
- I can exit now with my decimated dignity, go the gym and practice up on those lateral stomach crunches.
- I could follow my first inclination when corkscrew was mentioned, go home, open a bottle of wine and flop on the couch.
- I could revert to my pre-egoic kindergarten mindset when discovering basic physiology was a lot of fun. A little messy maybe, but then someone else usually cleaned up.
Here I go, getting down and dirty, hoping someone doesn’t have to clean up after me.
Loved your ego blog. I look forward to joining you and Jacqiue at the tango flash dance. What a great idea.